I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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