You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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