I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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