names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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