no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
