I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
