Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We smell like vodka and hangover
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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