Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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