Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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