You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
