I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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