Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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