haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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