hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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