fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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