I want to stick my p in your. b.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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