If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Drake has all the answers
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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