what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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