Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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