No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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