i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Randomize
