Fuck appropriateness.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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