I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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