Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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