It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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