everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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