So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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