feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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