so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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