I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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