It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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