We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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