what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
