If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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