They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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