roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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