All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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