people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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