She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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