Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
COCAINE IS GR8
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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