The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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