Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The uberlube is also flammable
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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