its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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