I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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