How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize