I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
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fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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