Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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