i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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