The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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