I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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