if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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