sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize
