So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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