whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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