the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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