just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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